Phallic Flora
The ONE time I grow a garden well.
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Due to popular demand, here’s a pic of the Dick Cactus. I’ve neglected to water it (see: “black thumb”), so it’s a little shriveled atm, but there you have it.
You might think we’re making stuff up, but this is just our lives. Our sad, sad lives.
I learned in biology that plants have both girl and boy parts. I also heard they can get themselves pregnant. O~o
Banana for scale?
Have an upvote.
Lmao!!! This would totally happen to me if I didn’t kill it first!! Good try!
Maybe you’ll do just as well growing peter peppers. They’re excellent for pickling.
(- running away before the pun jar hits my head -)
I need to see a picture of the prickly penis.
Done deal: just look in the blog!
Aw yeah! Cactus Cock for mah birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday! We got you rude plants.
I think it’s technically called a “Cocktus”. *The More You Know!*
*Slow clap*
It’s shape is obvious but it’s also covered in spines design to make other things not touch it. Language of plants in action.
GUYS
YOU HAVE MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY TO CALL THIS
THE COCKTUS
If you, or anyone else, are ever in Phoenix, you should visit the Desert Botanical Garden. It has the worlds largest collection of phallic cacti. They also have a cool butterfly enclosure event in the early spring.
Oh no, what will the guests think??
Maybe Cocktus is going through their teens and is trying to oppose their parents. Or maybe it *stems* from a (clumsy) good intention and it’s their way of pitching in with the ambiant queerness.
All I can think of is the saying “Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough!” *cringe*
*CRINGE INTENSIFIES*
Thanks to your gardening, it really has a firm grip on things.
Yay!! I’m not the only one who sees penises (penni ?) in various cactus species.
It’s almost always correct to just throw s (or es) on the end, so “penises” is fine. If you want to go classical, it’s 3rd declension, so it pluralizes to “penes” (sounds like “pea knees”).
Pea knees! Love it!
COCKTUS!
Beautiful.
That’s a well endowed Cactus
Anythings a dildo if your brave enough.
It’s so rare I get to use this gif link in context….
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