Oh! I get it. Read it with emphasis on “Complicated”, instead of on “Lesbian”. That’s the trouble with internet communications- we miss out on the tonal elements of speech.
This one makes me somewhat envious of long-term couples who are still enthusiastic about sex. Don’t remember exactly when planning turned into procrastinating. Just gotta remind myself everyone’s different and intimacy is not a contest.
I briefly (very briefly) dated a gal like this. She had to have everything planned out and explained ahead of time. I prefer hot, messy spontaneity when it comes to sex and foreplay.
If you’re not gonna just go through all of them, you should just spin a wheel (not to be confused with #5), or roll a die to determine which ones you’ll use. It’ll make it seem more spontaneous.
Speaking of dice, I use to have a pair that had actions on one die and body parts on the other. For example, “Kiss+Ear,” or “Massage+Feet.” Made foreplay lots of fun.
To reach orgasm solve for X.
And they say lesbian sex is complicated.
Well, they are lesbians so…you comment kinda makes no sense.
It really does though. Maybe take another few more minutes to really think it over? Try reading it aloud. That might help.
Only one is lesbian— they’re not a lesbian couple. [Stiffler is agendered.]
Well… this isn’t properly “lesbian” but…
Oh! I get it. Read it with emphasis on “Complicated”, instead of on “Lesbian”. That’s the trouble with internet communications- we miss out on the tonal elements of speech.
It’s a pun! “Lesbian’s X”
That was beautiful, thanks. 🙂
Wait are they roleplaying as numbers? “Oh, yes number 5, right there!!” “Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine!” “Stop, this was a bad idea.”
Best comment ever.
Yes yes yes. I love you puerly for this comment
This makes that ‘789’ joke even more hilarious.
This one makes me somewhat envious of long-term couples who are still enthusiastic about sex. Don’t remember exactly when planning turned into procrastinating. Just gotta remind myself everyone’s different and intimacy is not a contest.
Are you guys using the “Friends” diagram?
That only went up to 7… These are clearly more advanced techniques.
That was also a straight couple in Friends xD
You two are so cute! (And it’s awesome how you communicate. Thanks for being such good examples!)
I briefly (very briefly) dated a gal like this. She had to have everything planned out and explained ahead of time. I prefer hot, messy spontaneity when it comes to sex and foreplay.
Is this why 6 gets turned on by 7?
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge…
Why was 6 turned on by 7? Because 7 Ate out 9.
I’m sorry…
If you’re not gonna just go through all of them, you should just spin a wheel (not to be confused with #5), or roll a die to determine which ones you’ll use. It’ll make it seem more spontaneous.
I suppose that more detailed explanations of each will be included in “Lesbians 201”?
7, 7… 7…….. (<— Only a true Friends fan would understand this!)
Speaking of dice, I use to have a pair that had actions on one die and body parts on the other. For example, “Kiss+Ear,” or “Massage+Feet.” Made foreplay lots of fun.