Nail Nihilism
Too many have gone down that dark road.
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Ha ha ha ha
Tip – put lotion on the just the skin around the nail before painting your dominant hand with the non-dominant hand. Makes it easier to clean up at least.
Step 1: Cut 10x 1inch long pieces of masking tape and place them on your fingers.
Step 2: Use your thumb nail to push the masking tape into the creases of all your nails.
Step 3: Remove all the pieces and lay them out on a cutting board.
Step 4: Use a craft knife to cut out your nail sized on each piece.
Step 5: Carefully re-apply the masking tape to your fingers with the nail holes
Step 6: Literally go crazy it would be hard to mess up
Step 7: Mess up
Step 8: Place hands on a cutting board
Step 9: Use a craft knife to cut off your left hand
Step 10: With the craft knife between your teeth remove your right hand
It’s too real. It’s too real, Roy!
I was just painting my nails, this echos my thought process nicely. I relate so hard. <3