Regretful Reptile
About 5 days ago, this visual gag popped into K’s head. There was much debating over where, how, when, or why this should ever exist, but all of those debates ended one way, “because it’s a stripper snake.” I can’t really argue that logic.
I’m glad you decided it should exist.
What is this I don’t even…
Shouldn’t it have been shedding it’s skin?
That’s only on Tuesday nights, and it’s gonna cost you extra to see.
I love the garter belt and stocking! LOL
Actually…. (from “Gypsy”) – “Gypsy: Some men have called me an ecdysiast. Do you know what that means? An ecdysiast is one who, or that which, sheds it’s skin. In vulgar parlance, a stripper. But I’m not a stripper. At these prices, I’m an ecdysiast!”
I spent an embarrassingly long time trying to figure out the pun…
There’s a pun?! I thought it was just the rod of Asclepius
Yeah, is there a pun? I thought it was just “Snakes can’t hold onto poles, lol”.
…because at that moment a drunk Voldemort is screaming “take it ALL off!” in Parseltongue.
Poor Stan.
The first time I read it, I figured that Stan was the one watching the snake, not the actual snake itself….
A male snake wearing a bra…
Well it’s not a mammalian creature period, so I don’t see how wearing a bra is any more or less appropriate on a male snake than a female one (or any other gender of snake, for that matter; I don’t know how snake genders & sexes work).
Although really, if this is how Stan wants to express himself / live his life, it’s perfectly fine. It’s just a shame that he can’t hold onto the pole.
I’ll have trouble shipping this, but I suppose it’s not impossible.
So, it’s a ‘garter’ snake, right? *snicker*
Having owned several snakes, it can absolutely “hang onto” the pole. You underestimate snakes.
Maybe it used too much moisturizer?
A strip club that requires a top but no bottom? That IS weird!
Snake is wearing a stocking on it’s tail, see the blue?
This is what convinced Eve (or Adam) to eat the apple.
….. I have no idea what’s going on here, but I am amused.
I need this on a shirt, now !