There’s never a sexy way to take off male clothing. Or socks.
Not without damaging them XD
Or yourself. I speak from experience. Don’t ask.
You gave yourself a burn on your dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong didn’t you?
Socks, sure. But button-down shirts, undershirts and pants? It’s totally possible to take them off sexily, it just takes a bit of practice and the ability to undo buttons with one hand.
– Gravity is your friend, let things fall off.
– If you can hook your thumbs and open your hands to push clothing off
– Arch your feet to step out of clothes.
– – Outerwear – –
Buttoned Shirt – Unbutton slow from neck to navel. Each time put two fingers between layers and spread them and slide them to the next button. Leave hanging loose, open and let slip off your shoulders.
Belt – Unbuckle, grab buckle raise hand up and to the side Saturday Night Fever style either slow or fast. Ideally your pants are loose enough without a belt to drop on their own with a slight hip shake.
Pants – if your pants don’t drop on their own unbutton the top of the pant and let it flop open, spread it with your fingers like your shirt if it doesn’t. The slowly zip or unbutton the rest of the way down. Don’t push the pants to the floor, let them fall on their own. If you’re still wearing an open buttoned shirt let it fall off your shoulders before you begin unzipping, and as your pants fall let your shirt slide off you. Sep out of them.
– – Underwear – –
Undershirt or non-buttoning shirt – If you are wearing one, hook your thumbs under the bottom of the undershirt an pull it up, bunching it as you go, and pull it over your head.
Socks – There is a good argument in keeping socks on, but if you want to take them off. Place your foot on a bed or chair Captain Morgan style. Spread your thighs open as wide as they go while keeping your floor planted leg at a 90 degree angle to the floor and the raised foot is within reach. Roll the sock down arching your foot and remove it. Then switch to your other foot.
Underpants – Hook them with your thumbs and slide them down to a point where they will drop on their own, step out of them
I hope to see an updated comic where this is applied.
Wouldn’t we all, Mark. Wouldn’t we all. But then there’d be no humor, it’d just be *dirty*. And I’m not sure if we can have any of that.
So much wasted potential… It’s really not that hard to do…
Hah! “Gender” of clothes aside, it doesn’t matter. There is a sexy way to take off any kind of clothing – IF you have the “strip fu.” Without it, awkwardness ensues no matter WHAT you are wearing. I know this, because… reasons. Terribly, terribly, embarrassing… reasons.
Or, in other words – “I resemble this remark.” 😀
I loved this xD love every panel of it xD!
Reverse this and that is what i look like when im getting dressed in the morning. After coffee.
This is why you buy easy tear-off stripper clothing.
I have yet to successfully sexy strip out of a suit, glad I’m not alone.
I’d been meaning to say, but this comic made it urgently required: you two are ridiculously adorable. Thanks for making comics for us to enjoy!
I think i would’ve knocked over the candles and flipped the bed if I attempted this…
Everything about that first panel is Classy as all fuck!
everything after that is hilarious as all fuck 😉
I maintain that there is no sexy way to take off socks.
Learn to stand on one foot. Hook your thumb inside the back of the sock (along your heel). Pull sock off with thumb. It’s more important to do it quickly and move on to better things.
There is a way to take off socks sexy…. Just not your own. And weeks later I am still giggling about crotch giblets.
Socks. STILL haven’t got the blessed things figured out, despite Tyson’s otherwise-excellent guidelines. I’m with elgee and Blastotron — I do not believe it can be done by mere mortals without sleight-of-hand and/or specialty equipment.
mens socks are a hard one to take off sexily so i always do the cliche woman taking off her stockings gradual pull it can work ok
IT’s ok, I’m fairly sure I don’t fare better
that’s why I don’t wear pants in the house…if I had pair of breasts, I would never wear bra and panties in the house either….
I distract my husband with my boobs while secretly using my toes to remove the socks behind the foot of the bed. When all else fails, got for parlor tricks. 😀
What she said.
Once I get in the door, nudity is the only option for me. You think my man would be desensitized… nope.
*Also: removing clothes in a sexy manner only leads to frustration, embarrassment, and potentially burning the house down. Unless you are one of those mythical coordinated people, I do not recommend.
You should just buy tearaway velcro pants. Now THAT’S sexy.
I find myself hoping for a sequel to this comic… that, and I just want to say that you draw ‘sexy’ really well. 🙂
This one hits close to home. Good to know we uncoordinated goofs aren’t alone 🙂
people of the internet
get rid of your girlfriend, problem solved. no need to strip anymore
send her to me.
God I am lonely
I am probably the only one who is going to comment on the first panel, but I must say, both of you do the fancy look very well. Also, on my end, its putting on vests thats the problem. I always miss a buttonhole the first time. Unbuttoning at least its harder to miss one.
I have been known to contort until I bite sock toes with my teeth and yank them off that way. Not sexy, but satisfying.
I feel your pain. I try so hard to be sexy sometimes, but I have the sexual grace of a legless horse.
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