Watch me… watch me as I do things I know you don’t want me to do! YOU ARE POWERLESS TO STOP ME FOR I AM CAT! I RULE YOU!
Fine you want to lay in my cereal bowl then I’ll just EAT YOU INSTEAD OF THE CEREAL! Never saw my cat Schroeder move faster than he did to get out of my bowl.
Parasites. There are now cat parasites in your stomach. But now you are immune to cat parasites. You will absorb the powers of cats through these parasites. You have become catwomen. But not the lame Halle Berry version, more like the scary, bitchy, awesome Michelle Peiffer, or the Anne Hathaway version, she was pretty ruthless at times.
Does your cat have nice teeth? I mean, if it’s going to lick it, it should at least get nice breath out of the deal. I love how your cat looks surprised and then proceeds to spitefully lick the toothbrush, as you zoom in on its detailed, rough tongue that probably habours unknown bacterias from grooming itself. Like its ass. No shortage of ass bacteria on that tongue, that is now on the toothbrush, that is now in you. Your cat went ass to mouth on you.
Cats go crazy for mint, it’s a close relative to catnip, so you always should be aware of your cat and mint products (toothpaste, mints, etc…)
The same thing happened to me once, though I didn’t come into the bathroom and catch her in the act, I was shaving and she ran into the bathroom, lept onto the counter licked my toothbrush and ran out just as quickly as she entered. All I could do was stare, wide eyed, at my toothbrush and ask “Why?!”
Is it just ME? Or is everyone else also hearing that “Shriek! Shriek! Shriek! Shriek!” music from Psycho in that last panel? LOL. LOVING both your comics, btw. The Toddlers are Zombies one was also delicious! (snort). 😀
Yeeeeah… No. Please don’t edit my comics. There’s a large FAQ that explains that if I do find it on the web, I’ll issue a DMCA takedown notice. I don’t appreciate the gesture.
Have you considered selling your comics in a book? I enjoy comics immensely (art & reading combined <3 ) & like to collect my favorites so I can share them with my kids later in life. I'd happily throw money at you for a book!
This is my new favorite ChaosLife strip. I love the look on Konstantin’s (did I get that right?) face as he licks the toothpaste. I can’t tell if he’s horrified with himself or if he’s giving you one of those “LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MEEEE” looks that cats do when they want you to feel guilty for their iniquities.
Did neither of you even consider that might happen?
aaah the blessings that a cat can give fantastic
That made me laugh out loud. Then I reread it and laughed just as much the second time. Thank you.
So, I almost managed to read this in class without laughing out loud. Then I scrolled down and saw the second to last panel.
This beats all urban legends on toothbrushes. Aaaaagh!
How long has it been happening?! ARGH!
oh my goddddd
A little cringy, but funny! Maybe the prepared toothbrushes need to be kept in the medicine cabinet? LOL
in my head i could actually hear stiffler screaming.
Lol Konstantin’s face.
You could keep them in a cabinet you know… >_>
OH WELL. Now you know you’ve been eating Konstantin’s saliva. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
Watch me… watch me as I do things I know you don’t want me to do! YOU ARE POWERLESS TO STOP ME FOR I AM CAT! I RULE YOU!
Fine you want to lay in my cereal bowl then I’ll just EAT YOU INSTEAD OF THE CEREAL! Never saw my cat Schroeder move faster than he did to get out of my bowl.
Parasites. There are now cat parasites in your stomach. But now you are immune to cat parasites. You will absorb the powers of cats through these parasites. You have become catwomen. But not the lame Halle Berry version, more like the scary, bitchy, awesome Michelle Peiffer, or the Anne Hathaway version, she was pretty ruthless at times.
Does your cat have nice teeth? I mean, if it’s going to lick it, it should at least get nice breath out of the deal. I love how your cat looks surprised and then proceeds to spitefully lick the toothbrush, as you zoom in on its detailed, rough tongue that probably habours unknown bacterias from grooming itself. Like its ass. No shortage of ass bacteria on that tongue, that is now on the toothbrush, that is now in you. Your cat went ass to mouth on you.
You… the silent scream of Stiffler I imagined in my head just got even louder… you horrible person XD
So basically, they’ve been indirectly tasting their cat’s ass? That’s a $#!tty way to start the day….
This comment is full of win.
That second to last panel killed me.
Cats go crazy for mint, it’s a close relative to catnip, so you always should be aware of your cat and mint products (toothpaste, mints, etc…)
The same thing happened to me once, though I didn’t come into the bathroom and catch her in the act, I was shaving and she ran into the bathroom, lept onto the counter licked my toothbrush and ran out just as quickly as she entered. All I could do was stare, wide eyed, at my toothbrush and ask “Why?!”
Oh dear. That’s one of the few things I haven’t caught my cat licking……YET. Who knows what he does when I”m not there to witness it.
New toothpaste flavor: Russian Blue. Don’t use this at home, kids! Only professionals -or artists- can handle it!
American society strikes me as quite strange. Why do you have to apologize for a story about toothbrushes? Everybody (should) have one…
OH LORDY that last panel. Can’t stop laughing
It’s the perfect basis for a “fright” meme.
That feel when you scream so loudly in terror there’s no sound coming out at all.
Maybe all those “skimpy applications” were the cat the whole time…
That’s LITERALLY what this comic is about …
Yes, that’s the implication. Fridge horror much?
And the voice in my head while reading this was Bob Saget from How I Met Your Mother. Thanks for that.
Konstantine. Is evil. n___n
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
nobody is going to point out that the tooth brush changes colour?
Clearly the cat switched them.
“NOoOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!” 😀
…I’m almost positive we have the same sink/cabinet.
…Thought you should know.
Well, that’s what you get for buying tuna-flavoured toothpaste.
The first part of this made me Awwww.
You guys are so adorable.
in panel 4 the cat is licking at the blue toothbrush, but in the next panel it became orange…. Magic? XD
That’s absolutely hilarious and I’m totally sharing this on FB. Totally!
Is it just ME? Or is everyone else also hearing that “Shriek! Shriek! Shriek! Shriek!” music from Psycho in that last panel? LOL. LOVING both your comics, btw. The Toddlers are Zombies one was also delicious! (snort). 😀
The way this was drawn made me think of Ghibli. Just, the expressions and body language and such 🙂
Ahhh cat’s , we can’t live with or witout them 😉
I wanna see your cat get past a Stainless Steel Toothbrush Organizer. He was just adding extra flavor all this time.
I guess that would explain Konstantin’s great oral hygiene and minty-fresh ass.
I was reduced to giggles with Konstantin’s close-up.
Dude, you are AWESOME!! Thank you so much for doing your comics. 😀
Didn’t you know? Cats are jerks. It’s part of why we love them.
Hey Stiffler, I made your comic better by cutting off all trash.
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Yeeeeah… No. Please don’t edit my comics. There’s a large FAQ that explains that if I do find it on the web, I’ll issue a DMCA takedown notice. I don’t appreciate the gesture.
Anyone else wish they had the second-to-last panel as a wallpaper?
I l’d ol. Honestly. Dem expressions.
That face of you make when you first find the cat *PRICELESS*!!!
Same!
P.S. yes that’s my real name 😉
I laughed and then I just kept laughing and I laughed again
On the bright side… now you know why the cat keeps getting excellent dental reviews every time you take them to the vet.
And that’s why I won’t use mint toothpaste. XD
Haha, our cat did this too. It’s disgusting !! But funny when it doesn’t happen to you ! 🙂
Have you considered selling your comics in a book? I enjoy comics immensely (art & reading combined <3 ) & like to collect my favorites so I can share them with my kids later in life. I'd happily throw money at you for a book!
This is my new favorite ChaosLife strip. I love the look on Konstantin’s (did I get that right?) face as he licks the toothpaste. I can’t tell if he’s horrified with himself or if he’s giving you one of those “LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MEEEE” looks that cats do when they want you to feel guilty for their iniquities.
My first thought was the painting series “The Scream” by Edvard Munch. Life with cats is…interesting.
Huh…. that’s why I put them in the cupboard. Cats. Lick. Everything….
Thank you so much for this particulair comic hahaha I am litarally crying of laughter because of the licking cat frame hahaha
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I. COULD. NOT. STOP. LAUGHING.
That was a gifted portrayal of your cat.Bravo.
Was feeling kinda down today but this…yea this made my day x3 now im all smiles 😀
I actually laughed so hard I started choking.
Wow, I hope you told your vet about that…